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[–] gravitas_deficiency 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
You have died of dysentery

Make Oregon Trail Great Again…?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

make organ failure good again?

[–] gravitas_deficiency 1 points 3 days ago

You know what, why not? What could go wrong? The organ in question was probably a lazy, drug-addled immigrant organ.

(/s because someone wont get the joke)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

There's a card game of it, I play it with my kids and they don't know why I love it so much.