this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom's vagina.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.

[–] ace_of_based 3 points 2 days ago

This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.