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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You may not smell bad immediately after going to the gym, but if you leave your sweaty gym clothes in the bag to ferment overnight, they're gonna smell like a dehydrated cat pissed in your bag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats why I do my exercises in the nude.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

As nature intended