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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

and what happens if you don't register

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'm sure the doctors will be forced to put them on the list. No doctor visits for women until they determine whether the pregnancy is going to kill them or not, because they'll be fuckd the second the State finds out.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd imagine you don't voluntarily get on this registry. It's not a gift registry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

well what happens if you don’t register

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Speculation: Probably it'll be mandatory by providers if you attend prenatal care. So it will result in some women avoiding prenatal care putting themselves and their unborn at risk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not designed to have women register themselves. What self-respecting woman would voluntarily report that they might get an abortion, in a state that is openly hostile to that?

Nope, the reporting would be done by nosy health care providers (and perhaps even neighbors, like in TX). Are you a woman of child-bearing age who has to go out of state unexpectedly? Someone might add you to this list. You know, just in case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well if the votership has anything to do with it: something around 30 to 40% would happily volunteer that information.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They would volunteer that info on their neighbors, but not themselves. Why? Because the only moral abortions are their own.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

you don't get pregnant, obviously

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago