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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I think that means they could rip out your eye balls to prevent you from seeing ads.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Robot is allowed to kill a human to prevent a viewing of an advertisement.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Under the zeroth law they can just kill the advertiser as a last resort

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good start, but can we change that to "first resort"?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

A truly moral use case of the hanibal directive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Okay, proposed second law: A robot may not harm or kill a human unless it violates the first law.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This is a solid premise for a pretty metal music video.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Thankfully the wording is “shown” and not “seen”. I believe our eyeballs are safe… for now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think Asimov would agree