Your soap always has a pubic hair on it when you get in the shower, even though you took it off last time.

Mobile phone screen protectors always have a bubble with a grain of sand in it.

Bike tire is always slowly leaking, but there is no discernable puncture.

Mobile phone volume controls are always next to the power button so whenever you want to adjust the volume, you lock the screen instead.

Kitchen sink drains slowly.

Petrol tank in the lawn mower and your petrol can are always empty when you need to cut the grass, so you have to go buy more before you can mow the lawn.

Whipper snipper line keeps breaking within 10s of starting, due to your awful couch grass.

Doorbell battery is always flat.

Driveway camera alerts always come through just as the delivery person is driving away with the package you needed to sign for.

Clothing on sale is always too small or too big.

Any clothes that fit when you buy them shrink in the wash.

Smoke alarm low battery chirps always start in the middle of the night, and you don't have any replacement batteries. Also, they are randomly between 5 and 10 minutes apart so it takes a long time to find which one has the low battery.

Your bread loaf is always mouldy before your weekly grocery shop.

When you want to eat them, bananas and avocados are always unripe, or all brown inside.

Apples have a 50% chance to be floury inside but you can't tell until you bite.

The person next to you on the train always has a cold.

Bus timetables don't line up with train timetables.

Red light cycles are timed so you get the red on each intersection unless you exceed the speed limit.

The sun is always low in the sky and in your eyes (directly or in the mirror), while driving to and from work.

Supermarket workers always give you the product that expires earliest when you order groceries for pickup.