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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

careful, "git api" almost makes sense

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[–] jacecomix 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

It's web-scale!

[–] snugglesthefalse 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Does Wumbo# count? I'd like to be part of something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

I'll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.