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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't let them bring you down to their level. There's so many fun gender neutral insults.

  • ASVAB waiver
  • Middle School Drop Out
  • Failed Abortion
  • Incest Experiment
  • Good Idea Fairy
  • Shit Fucker
  • Couch Fucker <-- Thank you JD Vance!
  • Two Balls Short of a Spine
  • A family tree with no branches
  • Couldn't fight/talk their way out of a wet cardboard box

I mean really, there's just so many.

[–] TriflingToad 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or better yet, Shakespeare Insult Generator! https://www.librarieshawaii.org/learn/brain-games/bardly-barbs/

  • Thou paunchy clapper-clawed boar-pig
  • You fobbing nut-hook carbuncle!
  • You paunch bilbo wag!
  • mew fut barnacle!
  • fawn bully angel!
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh thank you, I've been looking for that! For totally not Bardly DnD reasons...

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DND with Shakespeare insults would be hilarious. My DM playing a single sound effect on his phone was enough to end the session for 5 minutes of laughs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

All I have to say is Vicious Mockery is back on the menu,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Shit Fucker

Which of these words should I emphasise? Or would either work?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago