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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, get it now.
So, Elon doesnt know this and thinks that multiple uses of SSN is a proof of a fraud when in reality it is just a sign for a bad system that is not used as intended or not designed as it is needed?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

He's complaining that a number isn't unique and is being poorly used, but the number isn't supposed to be unique and he's complaining that it's not being used in a way that experts are specifically warned not to use it in.

But on a second, stupider layer, this is the system those numbers originate from. So however they use them is how they're supposed to be used.

But then, back above that first stupid layer, on an even more basic and surface level degree of stupid, the government definitely uses SQL databases. It uses just... so many of them.