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Trump says he will take on paper straws with executive order (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD's or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to "share with his staff" might do the trick.