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Trump says he will take on paper straws with executive order (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Saw in an Italian LIDL, noodles repackaged as straws. Didn't try them but they should taste terrible, especially with hot drinks (and lethal for celiac people)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I tried them once, liked them. Ate them after using them once, as it is impossible to keep them from rotting in the long run. They were just a bit too expensive, though, so I probably won't repeat that experience.