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[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The real joke is on the guy who bought a Maserati. That thing will be in the shop more than it’ll be on the road.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

The guy in the comic should've looked up the prices of used Maseratis before feeling bad, they're like 10-20k. I could afford a Maserati if I wanted to, but I'm trying to save up 60 grand for a down payment on a house on some land a fraction the size of this guy's tree house plot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No one buys a Maserati. Your lease it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just wait by the bar and when a guy with a Maserati comes in, I take pictures of myself in a pleather jacket and aviators with it in the background. Same effect, zero overhead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

If you wear a red vest and hang around outside a bar people will often just give you their cars, sometimes they might even be really insistent about it or even give you gas money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That's what happens when you let big mechanic design a car. Wake up sheeple!