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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (10 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance

[–] Yondoza 3 points 3 days ago

Switzerland has it too, and while English isn't the official language almost everyone speaks it.

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