this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
482 points (98.0% liked)

Greentext

5215 readers
826 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
482
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] b0gl 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!

[–] tostiman 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark

[–] b0gl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Blå means Blue and it's kind of a slang word for sea

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (11 replies)