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On one hand, breathing is the safe route that doesn't stop until you're dead, and even at the lower bound average of a random internet search (12 breaths per minute), still provides over $850 a day.
On the other, if walking earned you money, you'd almost certainly become healthier and live longer. Plus, unless you had an accident, you'll be able to put away enough money to live off the interest forever and only a few years of normal walking.
Not even going out of my way to walk other than just walking the dogs and being at work I would earn 41k this month so far.
I don't think there is a way that the breathing would work out better unless you were paraplegic and couldn't manage to take any steps.
Breathing is the no risk, no effort, (relatively) low reward option. The only time you'll stop making money is if you're dead, and you're still making 350,000 a year.