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The girlfriend-zone (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Girl needs a gayfriend.

Gay dudes get all the ladies.

Perhaps instead of teasing the queer kids in highschool, Chad's shoulda been taking notes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

And every chad should have a gay guy friend. The women will always be around. The law of averages says the chad will end up with lots of options that find him desirable. Plus having a gay guy friend will likely improve said chad in various ways that most women like.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I had a gay friend and then fell for his straight female best friend. It didn't go well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

this actually sounds like a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Your comment reminded me of this SNL skit, straight male friend : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA0PwmQMVG8