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[–] [email protected] 85 points 23 hours ago (38 children)

We used to start morning meetings with an icebreaker question at my old job. A friend had just watched “You’re the Worst” and was inspired to say, “raise your hand if you don’t wash your legs in the shower.”

About half of us raised our hands. The non-washers insisted that gravity caused the soap to wash your legs and feet. We leg washers were not convinced, and a little grossed out, but we were all really surprised to learn the other side of the argument.

[–] gigachad 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

might wanna see a doctor about that

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Some people may enjoy getting head from communist Pac-Man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Who also had a fetish for armpits

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