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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you not been paying attention to this career? Elon Musk doesn't actually do anything but stuff still happens.

Maybe he hacked the machines in the same way he grinded PoE2

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So....how come you didn't invent Tesla and SpaceX?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because making up fake bullshit is Elon's job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.

[–] earphone843 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ordering something to happen still makes you complicit in the action even if you didn't directly take part

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm making fun of him, not absolving him