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tl;dr: Having a real personality will get you laid more than money or muscles. Worked for me. Best yet, if you're real, you get invited back, get to be a repeat offender. ๐ Advice from dad, "Son, if you want that pussy again, get in there and eat it right the first time." Do that thing.
Helps if you're not trying to use a woman as a sex toy, treat them for what they are, another human you want to enjoy sex with. Also, solid grooming goes a long way, easy and free, or near enough. Trim your nails, style your hair, take a shower, brush and floss, dress yourself and lay off the pork rinds you fat fucks.
SOURCE: Short, old, scrawny fucker with a 50+ body count. Here's me soaking wet in thrift store clothes and gear. You can do this. (Never went for count, gross stat, wanted solid relationships, just worked that way over the decades.)
Something tells me you also have self confidence. Something I've never had.