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Yasuke is actually a fantastic choice as far as history/narrative goes.

A shame the game looks like more generic Assassin's Creed Mapfucking+Crowd Supermurder.

Which is fine if that's your thing, but I haven't been thrilled by an AC game since... well, AC1.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm more thinking that the black dude would look so "pretend" doing all of the acrobatics that AC is known for. Why is he 300 pounds?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sonic is a Hedgehog in sneakers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

And goku could destroy a universe with less effort than you put into a sneeze.

I expect certain amounts of realism within certain fantasies, and AC has generally been a bit grounded in realism with the protagonists strengths and abilities being kind of close to humanly possible. AC is like a history lesson with a free runner who can fight. This guy here gonna jump to a rooftop and fall through.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

He's wearing at least 30kg of armor and weapons,