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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's date has a third degree burn (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] festnt 43 points 2 weeks ago (20 children)

i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Would you rather bleed out?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] festnt 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lethal Company masked behavior

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