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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] WoodScientist 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?