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[โ€“] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[โ€“] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy

(Sadly they're making Happy Gilmore 2)