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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

People are probably downvoting it because I posted it. 🙄

Some very pathetic person goes through my history regularly and downvotes everything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I see you post regularly, and am always grateful for the white-hot memes, shitpost, and factoids! Ty you flying horror. Seriously though squids are gross.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

You're welcome and we are not!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably a squid that’s very jealous about your flying ability

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Gliding Squid is a vindictive person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Makes sense. Water-based assholes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

On reddit I used to downvote a popular poster because they were dominating the space. Not sure that was the right thing to do but don't take it personal, just keep on doing your thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't take it personally, I think whoever is doing it is very silly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Silly?!