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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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LinkedIn 3rd person (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I wrote my resume exclusively in second-person POV, to reel the recruiter in and set the scene for what it would be like to work with me (bad)

You pull up Mister Doctor’s resumé and scan the contents starting with the summary section. Mister Doctor has chosen to write his resumé in second-person perspective you note, hoping to impress you with a spark of originality. You hate it, he has failed.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I've read this is the Stanley Parable narrator's voice, which I assume is the intent.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It was the narrator from Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

ooh, that one is pretty good too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Rob cantor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Absolutely same!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm reading it like the Broken Earth books.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

this just makes me wish my resume ever got read by real humans anymore... at least then i could be cute with it.