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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It takes 5 guys to make the burgers, but only 1 to carry the sign.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was originally named for the founder and his four sons. Then, dad had another kid and redefined the meaning of the name to be the five sons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That extra son is insurance for if one of those kids is trans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He was born to be an ally

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Need 1 of each:

  • Register/Lobby
  • Grill
  • Dressings
  • Fryer
  • Back of house/prep/dishes
  • Manager

Jobs can double up depending on business

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Peanuts are in the lobby.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who decided to put Cynthia the elephant in charge of peanuts!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We thought that since Jimmie is no longer with us Cynthia seemed liked she'd remember what to do