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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Body: I need water.

Me: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

All that water just takes up precious pizza space.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In eating competitions, they dunk their hotdogs in water so the buns take up less space in their stomach.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As I get older, I start to view eating competitions less as fun and awesome and more like illness.

[–] weker01 3 points 2 months ago

Like most high level sports imho.

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