this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

but did you remember to properly opt out of Santa's list™ via the correct sequence of letters to Santa?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How did Santa even get my name? I'm pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because "he sees you when you're sleeping" would probably give him your name through your parents.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.