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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wish people would stop recommending this all the time. No everyone can renovate their bathrooms, in most people are not in a position to renovate their bathrooms because they don't own the properties.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have installed a bidet in every single property I've rented. It takes 5 minutes, and all the parts come in the box to split the water supply.

I literally cannot imagine why you think this requires renovation of a bathroom.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO

[–] festnt 4 points 3 days ago

i guess when people hear "bidet" they think think of a bigger one like this:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you just screw off the toilet seat and put it on

[–] festnt 0 points 3 days ago

no, just screw off the whole toiled and replace it with a bidet, like us normal people do.

where do i shit? well...
that is what litter boxes are for, right?