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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

the bare bottomed bridge farter

Now we have an alias

[–] LazerFX 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It made me giggle too teehee

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