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Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I work for a church. Internally, the staff refer to the December 23rd service as "Christmas Adam" because Adam came before Eve. They think it's hilarious... and I put up with it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

That is legitimately clever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about christmas Lilith?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

She arrives if and when she pleases

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.