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[–] [email protected] 56 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

I would have a hard time tossing a crumpled paper ball further than a good paper airplane would go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

That's what I was thinking. The most basic paper airplane, the kind that looks like a fighter jet, will cover a football stadium if thrown right.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta crumple it as tightly as possible. A loose paper ball isn’t gonna go anywhere but a tight one will go far. It’s all about maximizing cross sectional density!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

I won't my paper airplane competition several times in grade school. I was a G. It went way farther than a tightly balled up piece of paper.

[–] Scubus 19 points 15 hours ago

A good plane required mathematical precision, not fanciness. In theory they take about a minute to make. The son did not make a mathematically precise plane.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

I think the subtext is that the son spent 10 minutes making a piece of crap.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, this guy hasn't seen many paper airplanes apparently

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

y'all clearly never played paper football.

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I flicked one across the basketball court in highschool, bleachers to bleachers.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 5 hours ago

And sadly it's still the conventional football players that get the trophies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I think, a slingshot would toss further, also that was what I expected to happen