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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well don't downvote my perfect prose just because you weren't ready for it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think I'll ever be ready for that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your nose, ears, and, if you're a man, your ballsack all continue growing throughout your life. He's so old he has to put them over his leg when he shits so they don't go in the water. Or maybe, since he's a king, he just shits on his balls and has his groom of the stool clean them up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please stop I'm just trying to enjoy my weekend man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I apologize. My attempts at humor are not for everyone. I hope you have a great weekend!

Here's a nice thing- scientists exploring a remote part of northern Argentina discovered 27 new species. One of them is a dwarf squirrel that is only 5.5 inches long!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I was just kidding along. But thanks for the fun fact about little squirrels.