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Software is like an onion (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] independantiste 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pro tip, cut your onion in a well ventilated space. Like for example crack a window over the counter that you are cutting on, it will greatly reduce the effect, and it doesn't even need to be wide open

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m not very acquainted with analogies so can you help me with understanding the software part of this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No matter what you do, crying is inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

......use Windows on an air-gapped PC to do all your software development? At least then hackers won't steal your source and post your shameful code on the internet.