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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

don't forget lube

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Klear 2 points 3 weeks ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art