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[–] [email protected] 280 points 1 month ago (3 children)

why would he do that?

he stands to make “several million dollars” due to Trump’s continued use of the song.

oh, right.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ha. That implies that Trump would ever pay him anything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Surely, Trump won’t stiff me with the bill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He didn't even pay his lawyers, and he actually needs those.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cried all the way to the bank

Liberace after winning a libel suit against a news paper calling him a homosexual

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace_v_Daily_Mirror

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

He's saying anything for a dollar. I can almost respect his dedication.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Selling out. It's the American way.