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[–] prettybunnys 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Anyone here who wants pro dating moves for 2024:

Have the ability to change your sheets right in front of your date, at least twice.

Own towels, not just one towel but sets of towels. Like an adult.

Have soap & toilet paper & hand towels in your bathroom(s)

Basically having a stocked linen closet will go a long way.

Also try being rich and fucking hot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

A well stocked fridge will get you women, this is understood.

[–] prettybunnys 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

less necessary in my experience tbh, I’d substitute that for a date to the grocery store to buy things to cook them dinner.

I’d also like to throw out here this isn’t just targeted at men for women, if you want to be seen as an attractive partner show that you’re competent and capable.

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