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Malicious Compliance
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What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
The last time I tried that the police were called.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Put my dick in what now?
"Instructions unclear" popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on...well, I guess YouTube wouldn't take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you're allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.