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Who is having the best thanksgiving of their lives? The man or the family?
Yes
Both, but the man (despite being high as a kite) is consciously aware of why.
Not the person working at Taco Bell, that’s for sure. I used to work thanksgiving at friendlys, and the only saving grace was that people felt bad enough about it that they tipped a bunch, but I doubt that happens much at tb