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Austrian airlines leaves Xitter (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it might be behind you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was inside you all along.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

music swells

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.