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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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Context is Superman (1939) #204, page 22

Transcript:

Superman-T, what are you up to with that idol?

That's my affair, Superman-X... Don't try to interfere!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I object to this, there is exactly one thing every person on this planet would do if they had a clone, and it wouldn’t be a solo activity…well it kinda would.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As a gay man, I've thought about it on more than occasion. But would straight folk? If you're straight, what's the reasoning being clone/AU you fuckage? Is it gay?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Great q. I think if someone's even the tiniest bit bicurious it's it's conceptually the safest possible way to experiment. I imagine. Definitely gay though yeah. And somewhat incestuous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm straight and I wouldn't. Man bodies do nothing for me even my own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Around the same time I got the notification for this I also had just commented on a thread about licking booze off a nutsack (weird thread) and I when I saw this, I was like "well obviously" lmao

And I understand what you mean..if there were a female AU/clone of me, I don't think I'd be interested at all. Then again, just to try it, maybe? In an environmental I was sure would be judgement free. Hmm... Idk now that I think of it.

[–] BlueMagma 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think it would be any more gay than masturbation, but I also don't think it matters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What better way to find out how you like certain things best, so that you can then teach future partners, no matter the gender? :p

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's a really good (and very weird) book about a man who discovers a belt that allows him to travel through time. Eventually, he gets bored with just adventuring and decides to meet himself. And he keeps meeting himself. And then one thing leads to another...

And then it just gets weirder from there.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/624122.The_Man_Who_Folded_Himself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hard disagree. I feel bad any time my spouse has to see my naked body, and especially bad when we mash our genitals together.

Maybe it's true for attractive people, but not fat uggos.

[–] BlueMagma 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I might be wrong, but I don't think it's about being attractive or even liking your own body, it's about the freeing feeling of being 100% honest with everything with someone. You cannot and don't need to lie to your double, he knows everything, you know everything. Sex isn't about genital mashing, it's about the mind-body communions, which would be the strongest with your double.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think you are minimizing the physical aspects of sex and the necessity of attraction for sex. Yes, good sex has connection and the mind plays a big role, but attraction is absolutely necessary for sex to be enjoyable, and I'm certainly not attracted to myself AT ALL. (I do not enjoy sexual activity with the same gender even in the slightest, which seems similarly important.)

Also, you're assuming people are honest with themselves (BIG ASSUMPTION) and that they don't just hate themselves. I guess you could fantasize about hate-fucking yourself, but that seems like a topic for therapy.

I don't want to yuck your fantasy yum, but I think it's a lot more niche than you might realize.

[–] RIPandTERROR 1 points 2 months ago

I would rock the ever loving shit out of my world. It would be freaky af and illegally delightful. It's nice to finally see who I am in the mirror, but even more so it just breaks my mind regularly that I'm totally my type.

My fiance would probably be in heaven with the development as well. 😅