this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

lmfao took you half a day to come up with that comeback and then you fucked it up on the first try ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if you had a life you would've just moved on

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, you're right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn't exist, so there is no way I'd be reminded of what people told me ๐Ÿ’€

God you're just trying so hard ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

still replying, just can't help yourself can you ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don't poop or something?

How embarrassing for you ๐Ÿซข

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, you're right. People with lives don't know how to use toilets.

You'd make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar's Inside Out. You're trying so hard for these zingers but there's just nobody home in there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you're actually clever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

I'm not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself ๐Ÿคท