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"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

"You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking."

Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I don't get how is it that brushing is normal for everyone but somehow flossing seems to be an impossible task. It literally takes even less time. It's so quick and simple that it just seems dumb not do it. Well, to me at least. Clearly that's not a very popular opinion.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Requires actual effort to floss right. Requires 0.1 effort to hold the vibratey brush to my teeth for two minutes

[–] explodicle 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Invention question: would anyone here be willing to wear a ~perhaps frightening~ helmet that just does all the head hygiene stuff automatically?

[–] funkless_eck 5 points 1 month ago

I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At that point just get your teeth removed and buy dentures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dentures take more upkeep than real teeth, shit's fucked

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