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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The gamer chickened out, responding, “I would have liked to but 34.2 temperature + stomach ache + headache sorry I give up.”

Fuck that. It could be the hottest day on record and I'm dying of dysentery and I'm not passing up an opportunity to throw hands with a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Yeah I'd do it and immediately change my nick to "Killionaire"