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Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?
I don't want to be his room mate.
Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!
I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.
Gonna have huge calves.
French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.
Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.