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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The chip butty (with chippy chips) is the closest a human can get to eating ambrosia and it's sad you'll never experience it.

[–] captain_aggravated 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Your definition of the ultimate food fit for the gods is...a fried potato and butter sandwich? Look, I'm a y'all sayin inch measurin' moon landin' American; you don't have to offer me a fistful of carbs, fat and cholesterol twice. At the same time, you're also not convincing me it's the highest height that food can reach, because I've ever had smoked brisket.
I think the closest a human can get to eating Ambrosia without actually eating Ambrosia is probably Watergate salad?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

~~One day someone will read the two line sidebar.~~

If I was to seriously pick a food for ambrosia contender, it'd be a curry, probably rogan josh.

Also, a pudding was not what I expected when I looked up watergate salad, honestly the most American thing I've seen today.

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 2 days ago

Look up what we call Ambrosia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Could you serve it with the brisket on the side, because that might do the trick.