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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

English mustard

[–] captain_aggravated 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Literally all I know about English mustard is the conclusion of The Escapist's "Uncivil War" and the look of utter dread on Yahtzee's face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

English Mustard is a beautiful condiment for a beef sandwich, but it packs a punch. Imagine a concentrated American mustard at around 3-5x the strength.

I once watched a Canadian guy absolutely slather it all over a ham baguette once, and the poor guy had tears and snot running down his face. They were kinda happy tears, but years nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What'd you call me?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yes