Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Agreed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go on...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You don't?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

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