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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tim Onion has me wheezing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Tim Apple's rival

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Son of Tim Mirepoix, brother of Tim Carrot and Tim Celery and cousin of Tim Apple

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Whoever downvoted you deserves a wedgie

[–] Varyk 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so who is this guy?

is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?

[–] CaptDust 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company

[–] Varyk 6 points 2 months ago

appreciate it, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Done.