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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Somewhere along the line, when you finally meet the person that truly meets all your expectations for a life together, your friend:

  • Have they told you we used to fuck?
[–] Daefsdeda 22 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Oh no my current partner has had sex before with someone and they are grown up enough to still be able to talk with them. /s

But for real though, it is more a green flag for me than a red flag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (17 children)

The above is oversimplified and written to elicite a chuckle but most people aren't that comfortable with having another human being (I don't discriminate; just aiming for the most probable scenario) their significant other used to pork on a more or less distant past staying around. Most will have doubts about their relationship and its heading. Or even worst.

Monkey brain and pride computes around "If they porked in the past, did they stop completely or is it a come and go situation?" Humans are strange creatures.

[–] Daefsdeda 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Definitely agree with the humans are strange creatures. Wasn't also specifically pointing at you and indeed more the general consensus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I just understood there was room and need for me to clarify my position and view, so I took the chance.

But we are, indeed, a strange bunch.

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